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Comment le vent sait-il dans quelle direction il doit souffler ?

Un sous-marin, pour une baleine, c'est un gros suppositoire.

Il ne faut pas manger tes ongles parce qu'ils sont à toi.
Si tu aimes les ongles, mange ceux des autres.

Où se posaient les hirondelles avant l'invention du téléphone ?

Les escaliers montent ou descendent
Selon le sens où on les prend.

On ne peut remplir que ce qui est vide.

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# Posté le dimanche 04 juin 2006 08:30

Modifié le dimanche 04 juin 2006 14:40

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# Posté le dimanche 04 juin 2006 08:03

Modifié le dimanche 04 juin 2006 08:37

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мais pourтaηт il lui мaηquaiт
quєlquє chøsє øu quєlqu'uη !'
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pøur cøммєηcєr lєur
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# Posté le samedi 03 juin 2006 16:16

||je suis top/je suis...top je suis top|

J'aime pas mOn âge
Ni mOn image
De fille trOp sage
Chuis une sauvage !!

Si j'étais une chatte,
je ronronnerai..
Si j'étais une natte,
je me déferai..
Si j'étais une latte,
je craquerai..
Si j'étais une blatte,
...(euh non...c'est dégueulasse)
Oh B-b-b-b-b-b-baise moi .. !!
°..A pr3ndr3 au s3cOnd d3gr3s..°

<Je vous est prevenu. Je me lache. Je suis plus sage.. !!>

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# Posté le samedi 03 juin 2006 15:44